Matter of fact, the Rude Pundit wants the Pope corpse to be re-animated, to become the zombie Pope, going on a rampage, eating the brains of abortion providers, homosexuals, and warmongers, because the Pope’s approach to the “culture of life” was so fuckin’ consistent, man, it was so steady, bein’ against genocide and contraception. Opposin’ the Iraq War and women priests. Shit, we all read what we want into the Pope corpse, taking the good with the bad, but, oh, man, the zombie Pope’ll show us all what’s what. He’ll be eatin’ some fuckin’ flesh, man, that’s what a zombie Pope’d do - enough of those dry, tasteless eucharists - let’s get real and juicy here. He is risen.
And now if there’s a Hell, I’m certainly bound for it.